And...they made me laugh.
A sample smattering-
"Don't you hate it when a party can't start until Ke$ha walks in?" I know I do.
"Milwaukee Jewish Federation" and "United States Conference of Catholic Bishops." Ironic, no?
"I was going to post a status, and then I remembered that I have family on Facebook." This is a quandary.
"UWM Libraries" I do read. Sometimes. When I'm not fanning Ke$ha groups.
"James Roday" and "Archbishop Timothy Dolan" I really liked Dolan, but I really like Psych, too.
"Hand Sanitizer" I liked it before H1N1.
"UWM Jewish Studies Majors and Minors" They gave me an award.
Strange Women Lying in Ponds Distributing Swords as a Government System"
"Golden Key International Honor Society" They still let me in. Despite the Monty Python groups.