Scene: Kitchen. Early morning.
Colleen: Will you run downstairs and get me a bottle of water. I'd love you forever!
Me: Okay.
Colleen: Can I take your coffee mug to school? Please?
Me: No! You lost the last one I gave you. Where is it?
Colleen: I don't know. Either in the car or someplace...
Me: I got that at the Smithsonian, you know.
Colleen: *looks in cabinet* Oh, no worries. It's right here. So can I take it?
Me: Fine.
Dad: We need to go!
Colleen: Wait! I need coffee!!!
Me: *gets coffee* Cream or suger? (inner barista, what can I say?)
Colleen: No. I need a pen!
Me: *gets pen*
Colleen: What would I do without you?
Me: Indeed.
4 comments:
What would any of us do without you??!!! This world would, indeed, be a lonely place!!! I am SO happy that your smithsonian mug was not lost - that would have been very, very, very sad.....AND, by the way, CONGRATULATIONS because as you read this you are, in fact, finished with the semester!!!!!!!!!!!
It is *raises eyebrows* unorthodox, to say the least, to speak in so flippant, so dismissive a manner, in regards to one's imperial sovereign. You ought to be greatly appreciative that she is indulgent towards your little jokes.
great blog....lol.....I bet Rockford is having some kind of flashback:):):):)....please do the dishes I need to get gas.....I need to leave but there is snow on my very very very large hood...shall I continue???????:):):)
you spelled "sugar" wrong
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