So this evening I was exploring my phone upgrade options and made the mistake of discussing the service plans in mixed company.
Me: So that's thirty for the data plan, and five for texts...
Dad: Why do you need text messages?
Me:...because I live in the world?
Dad: You're holding a phone. Why don't you open the phone and call the person?
Me: Okay. We're not having the generation gap conversation right now. I need a new phone!