Questions I Ask Myself

I was on the FOJG message boards (shut up, I'm bored) and some woman started a thread saying that she had a ticket available for tonight's show in Omaha. She couldn't go because she was having complications due to her pregnancy.

First I thought about feverishly mapquesting Omaha (if I leave right now, could I make the encores???).

Then I thought, "Wait. If it were me, and my pregnancy, and my unborn baby; would I miss a Josh concert?"

And I honestly think the answer would be no.

I am a horrible person who will rot in hell.