Last night on The Daily Show, Jon Stewart made a joke about the partition of Israel. And I almost died laughing. "This is shoddy partition work. Who did this partition? England? Oh..." After three semesters of sixteen different classes about how much England sucks at partition (Ireland, Iraq, Palestine, I could go on...), I was rolling on the floor. So, if you happened to be in one of those sixteen classes with me, enjoy. And if not, all you really need to know is that ENGLAND SUCKS AT PARTITIONING.