Saturday, March 28, 2009

I have a hundred years of failed Irish rebellions to memorize.

Me: Hi, what can I get for you?

Little Boy: Do you know if you have a new elevator certification?

Me: I don't...what?

Little Boy: Your elevator certification.

Me: Um...

Little Boy: It's out of date by a year.

Me:'m sure we've gotten a new one.

Little Boy's Dad: Haha, yeah, we think he's going to be an inspector.

Me: Haha, yeah, I don't care.

God, don't these people know I'm trying to study here? Order something or leave me alone.


mickey said...

this is funny stuff:):):)

rockford said...

Did you follow up on that by calling the elevator company??? I'm sure they realized that you were in charge of such things....