John: Dad! I need you to sign this permission slip saying I can watch Saving Private Ryan.
Me: Oooh, fantastic movie, but that opening scene...wow, that's somebody's intestine.
Repressed!Dad: Why? Are there nudies?
Me: Oh gross.
John: It's about D-Day!
Me: They didn't stop to have sex on the beaches of Normandy.
Repressed!Dad: Well, I don't know, it's Hollywood.
Colleen: Well, of course you have a collective memory about the '60s...
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Nobody had sex in the mud at Woodstock. That is a rumor perpetuated by the liberal elite to excuse their own warped sexual hedonism.
Did we ever sign the permission slip??? Isn't one due today for the retreat??? I forgot about that until I read this (ok, it was due last Friday...) You know, working on one tenth of a brain does not seem to be serving me well in the mother realm....oh, now i am so confused!!!! but the front hall and dining room are FINISHED!!!!!!!
I am thinking the actions at Normandy and the actions at Woodstock were really not too similar.....
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