Last night I crawled into bed, and realized that it was warm. Really warm.
Morena: Imladris*? Were you in my bed?
Imladris: *silence*
Morena: Seriously.
Imladris: *silence*
Morena: Oh, gross. Were you sleeping in it?
Imladris: No! I was just watching America's Next Top Model. But as I was curled up in there all toasty and warm, I did think, "Damn, if only she were out having sex with her boyfriend, I could sleep here." But you're home like every night!!!
We're functional.
*I don't actually call my sister by her screenname. That would be weird. Although my dad does.
1 comment:
interesting....very interesting!!!!!
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