Friday, May 22, 2009

Illogical.

CHEM AND METHODS GRADES ARE STILL NOT UP ON PAWS AND I AM NOT AMUSED. God. UWM. I love you. I really do. I appreciate that I can afford (haha...kind of) to get an advanced degree at your campus, which is totally a much better academic institution than a lot of people give it credit for. I love Pacific Wraps. I love the Grind. I'm not okay with you only offering scholarships to AIDS babies from Asian and/or Aboriginal backgrounds whose parents did not attend anything other than a bush school but tell those of us who grew up in the North Shore and have parents with advanced post-graduate degrees to figure out some other way of paying for it I hear truck stops are relatively safe? but I'll get over that. I AM NOT OKAY WITH YOU NOT POSTING MY GRADES FOR A WEEK AFTER FINALS.

After all, how will I be able to gauge my worth in the world if I don't know how I did in Chemistry 106???

We're beginning to watch Star Trek episodes, because that's just the kind of nerdy family we are. This means that I shall generally embarrass myself by fangirling every member of the cast except Mr. Sulu because, well, I know now that he's not interested.

This will be ultimately disappointing because, unlike my sister, I prefer new Mr. Spock to old Mr. Spock. In fact, if I were in a relationship with new Mr. Spock (and why the hell not, he is not, in fact, married to a Dixie Chick and really what else was stopping us?) I'd make him wear the ears and shave his eyebrows and possibly only dress in blue...

***THIS JUST HAPPENED:***

Me: Remember the Vulcan PMS episode? I'm going to figure out which one that is...
Colleen: Yeah, go to wikipedia and type in "Nurse Chapel"...
Entire Room: *erupt in laughter*
Me: Amok Time? Is that rig...
Mom: Yep. That's it.

My hair is filthy. I should really wash it before work tomorrow. Meh. Too much work. There is Trek goodness to be viewed. Pigtails tomorrow, I guess.

Wow. This was disjointed. But I'm really focused on the television right now.

2 comments:

rockford said...

I never imagined in a thousand years (as Nancy and I were sitting on the family room floor glued to the tv every afternoon at 4:00...)that I would someday be watching those Star Trek episodes with my wonderful husband and beautiful children - life has such a funny way of working out!! (And you were amused that I knew the name of the episode of which you spoke??) Anyway, I am sorry about your grades not being posted - it must be hard not to be able to gauge your worth in the world...I'd put it pretty high though, even if the grade is not what you are looking for!!

mickey said...

ask Rockford if she wants me to come and sing the Star Trek song while you watch the show.....it just isnt' the same without the song:):):)