Because I don't feel like actually writing tonight, I give you a transcript of one particularly nice transaction I've had the privilege to be part of recently.
Me: Hi. How are you today?
Mother in Question: Fine.
Little Bastard: *screams*
Mother in Questions: Stop screaming.
Little Bastard: *screams*
Mother in Question: I'll put your Diego book back.
Little Bastard: *scream*
Mother in Question: Okay. I'm putting the Diego book back. You can't have it.
Me (quietly): Do you really want me to take it off the purchase?
Mother in Question: Yeah. I'll pay cash if he starts to behave.
Little Bastard: *screams*
Mother in Question: Okay. I'm putting the Diego book back.
Little Bastard: *screams quiet to a dull roar*
Mother in Question: Will you stop? Because then we can take the Diego book.
Me: Um. I took if off the purchase. You'll have to pay for it on another one.
Mother in Question: *death glare* What? I thought you rang it up. That way I could do my whole little thing with him.
Me: No, you told me to take it off.
Little Bastard: *screams increase*
Mother: *scoffs* Fine. Just ring me up.
Me: *fallopian tubes tie themselves*
3 comments:
just toooooooooo funny:):):):)
I can't decide which you sound more excited about - your job or the thought of motherhood.....really, it's not that bad, dear~!!!!!:)
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
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