Friday, September 12, 2008

Facebook Meme

I am a whore for a good meme. I'm taking the birthday wishes out of the running, because I don't want to make it seem like I'm more popular than I am.

****Here are the rules LOL. Take the last OMG 12 ppl that wrote on your LYLAS wall and answer these ques. about them LOL Its tot. ridic. and lotsa fun. Frwrd it on to all 857 ppl in your TTYL friend list! If u dont then a big hairy monster with 10 heads will come eat you at 3:14 am OMGZZZ!!!****

1.) Keelin

2.) Colleen

3.) Mary

4.) Emily

5.) Sasha

6.) Sean

7.) MC

8.) Sarah

9.) Kiel

10.) Nick

11.) Steven

12.) Derrick

Q: Have you ever kissed number 7?

A: I'm sure at some point she's kissed me, like when I was a baby, but I tend to not make out with my aunts. I'm just saying.

Q: When’s the next time you’re going to see 4?
A: I am not entirely sure. Probably this weekend or next at Mass.

Q: Is number 8 pretty?
A: Lovely. And happy and engaged. And now living in Chicago and going to grad school and generally making me feel inferior. *woe* ;)

Q: What was your first impression of number 10?
A: Are we talking first mental impression, because I heard about him like a month before I actually met him? In which case I thought a.) yay she's going to prom and b.) boo I'm not going to prom and c.) it's kind of funny she's failing calculus. Physically meeting was more like, oh, it's good to finally have a face to put to the stories.

Q: How did you meet 3?
A: I don't remember, but I'm guessing it was the first day of K-4, because that's the first logical time we would have crossed paths. I know she's in all my "going to school" pictures from kindergarten because our names are next to each other alphabetically.

Q: Is 11 your best friend?
A: We're cousins. That's better. No, seriously. He's helping me clean. There is no higher level of devotion than I give to somone who helps me clean.

Q: Have you seen 5 in the last month?
A: I think so. But I so rarely show up at work.

Q: When was the last time you saw 12?
A: Yesterday morning. And the day before that. I'm not stalking him. I swear.

Q: Have you ever been to 1’s house?
A: Indeed. Keelin and I would often retire there after a hard day of Protestant Bible Summer Camp.

Q: When’s the next time you’ll see 10?
A: Hopefully soon. We always say "yeah, we should do something this weekend!" and then something hits the fan on my end and we don't. So. Soon.

Q: Are you really close to 3?
A: ZOMG SO CLOSE. The kind of close where we can never stop being close, or dangerous and embarrassing secrets could possibly be loosed and dear Lord, neither of us wants that.

Q: Have you ever been to the movies with 6?
A: I think so? Did we go to Collateral together? I think so. Anyway, I know we went to see The Dark Knight on the same night but in different theaters. That counts.

Q: Have you ever gotten in trouble with 2?
A: There was the great Cookie Debacle of '08. If you mean get in trouble with other people in conjunction with #2, then I guess there was the time when she climbed on my shoulders and I fell over and cracked my head open.

Q: Would you ever go out with number 7?
A: We have indeed gone out many times. Not on dates, but we do have a damn good time.

Q: What do you and number 3 talk about the most?
A: Usually it's just yawning and "Hi. It's really early." Occasionally snarky comments. I should ammend that. Usually snarky comments. This is why I started giggling during my grandfather's funeral.

Q: Do you even know 9?
A: Of course, I do not have any stalkers at the moment. It's not like we hang out all the time, but we bonded over our ruddy Irish complexions and love of The Fest.

Q: Would you give number 3 a hug?
A: Of course I would. In fact, I hugged her just yesterday. How do you like them apples?

Q: Would you ever go on a date with number 11?
A: Well, we already established that he was helping me clean...but I tend to stay away from incest. I'm single, but not that desperate. But he is absolutely adorable. Let's put it this way- I'm sure if we were in a sexually repressed Bronte novel, I'd be all over him.

Q: Are you in love with number 12?
A: Absolutely. I'm naming our children. :-D

Q: Have you ever lied to number 6?
A: I really don't think so. I only lie to make people think I'm not mad at them. When we were kids I just yelled at him if he did something I didn't like (like hang my Beanie Baby over the balcony) and now that we're old he generally doesn't piss me off too much. If I did, I apologize because he's gone now and I miss him!

Q: Do you know a secret about number 8?
A: I'm convinced that she's actually an upper-level corporate spy for Borders, because no one should be that good at their job for what they pay us.

Q: Describe the relationship between number 9 and number 5.
A: They're going to elope next week. I'm fairly certain his girlfriend doesn't know. No, I kid. I actually don't think they've ever met. Certainly not through me.

Q: What is the best thing about your friendship with number 4?
A: Oh, she's just lovely and in a few years I'm going to stalk her and take all the same religious studies classes as her. Oh. And she made me laugh harder than I laughed all summer with one line.

Q: What is the worst thing about number 1?
A: At one point she considered leaving me all alone here in Milwaukee. Other than that serious lapse in judgement, there is nothing. Keelin is perfect.

Q: Have you ever danced with number 7?
A: No, but we danced at the same wedding once. That's close. And frankly I'm drunk most of the time I'm around her, so it's bound to happen sooner or later.

Q: How long have you known number 12?
A: Less than a year. September? October? I don't know, I know it was after school started last year. I know we decided to rule the world together sometime in October. That's the important day. One day, when we take over the country you will all get off work on that anniversary. Perhaps we will stop the mail delivery. Unless it is a day People magazine is supposed to come. I do love my People magazine.

Q: Have you ever been in a fight with number 8?
A: I don't think so, unless she's been hiding it quite well.

Q: Does number 9 have a boyfriend/girlfriend?
A: I'm pretty sure he has a girlfriend. I have not heard about a boyfriend, but I suppose I have not asked, either.

Q: Have you ever been a co-worker with number 6?
A: We've done a lot of work together, but we've never been paid for it. Like the lovely wallpaper-scraping that was August.

Q: Have you ever wanted to punch number 2 in the face?
A. Maybe when she decided to throw all my shoes in the hallway because there was no room for them in our closet. But other than that, no.

Q: Has number 1 ever met your mother?
A: Indeed, Keelin has met my mother. A lot. My mom says she remembers meeting her for the first time, but as that was circa 1989 when I was still notsomuch with the congnizance, I don't remember.

Q. How did you meet number 6?
A: At my house. When I came home from the hospital. It was a party. Very exciting. The joys of being born to sisters.

Q: Did you ever accidentally physically hurt number 5?
A: I have never hurt Sasha. Her glorious capability for fandom, I think, is akin to a shield and protects her from harm.

Q: What is the best memory you have with number 8?
A: Because I was a loser and never actually made it to any of her going-away parties, I'll have to say just sometime at work. She's just a fun person.

Q: Do you live close to 7?
A: Yes. Closer, I think, than either of us expected to. EVER.

Q: What is number 2’s favorite food?
A: I don't think we have enough room.

Q: Out of you or 12, who is the most flirtatious?
A: Definitely, in normal circumstances, Derrick. He's not good at being nice to customers he doesn't like, though. I'm far better at sucking up for tips. He just glares.

Q: If you could change one thing about number 10, what would it be?
A: I like him so much I'm not even going to make a conversion comment. Unless, of course, you tell my best friend that she can't get married at a full Mass, in which case I'll have to change this to I'd like it if he were still alive, it's really too bad I killed him.

I'm kidding. I love Nick.

Q: Say something nice about number 8.
A: I've said like sixteen nice things about #8!!! Luckily, there are many, many good things to say about her. She became a manager in a shift. That takes talent, people.

Q: Which one lives the farthest away?
A: It's Sean for the next couple of months, but then it's probably Sarah long-term.

Q: Which one(s) do you hang out with the most?
A: Mary I see every day, but Colleen I see all the time and she does technically live with me. Keelin every couple of days. And Steven I've been seeing with increasing regularity because OH GOD SO MUCH TO DO.

Q: Who is the loudest?
A: Mary has a very loud voice. But I've also heard MC yell at Tigger's handler, and that's something I don't really want to listen to again.

Q: The quietest?
A: Probably Nick. We discovered last night that he and my brother are basically the same gaming misanthropic person.

Q: What kind of car does number 12 have?
A: The most incongruous one ever. It makes me laugh every time I see it.

Q: Have you traveled anywhere with number 8?
A: The stock room? That's kind of far. But I do have theoretical plans to visit her in Chicago sometime.

Q: If you gave number 5 $100 dollars tonight, what would they spend it on?
A: I don't know, something Harry Potter-related or maybe something responsible. She's all grown-up now with her internship and all!!!


mickey said...

I love this....I read it on facebook and then read it again here.....yes we do have fun when we go out:)):):)

rockford said...

Ok, interesting reading but I don't really get it -- was it a facebook thing??? I loved reading your commentary though!!!